Problems with Twilight?

Question

Problems with Twilight?
Please, twilight fans, expalin to me how you can think these things are okay and not insanely weird horrible.

Answer

Jacob falls in love with a newborn baby brIts not so much he falls in love with her as he knows that one day they will fall in love because he doesnt age for the time being they just share a connection that makes them like best friends. It helps explain WHY he was so insane over Bella in the first place. brbrTeenage pregnancy Bella gives birth to the Loch Ness Monster.brI think that normally people would think that an undead human couldnt reproduce, therefore whats the point of protection? BUT in either case, I think it was a very creative way to make a twist in most vampire stories.brbrEdward beats Bella up during sex brHe doesnt beat her up, hes just stronger then her Im pretty sure I know plenty of people whove gotten bruises during sex.brbrEdward gives Bella csection with his teeth.brIf he didnt both Renesmee and Bella would have died.brbrRenesmee beats Bella from the inside.brIm months pregnant, I get beat from the inside, not the extent of anything broken, but Renesmee is technically a hybrid.brbrEdward stalks Bella and listens to her while she sleeps. creepy anyone?brEdward cant help it, hes so protective of her and fascinated by her. Its romantic, and regardless, to the watching her while she sleeps that is a little creepy, but still very sweet, I dont know if youve seen anyone sleep its boring.brbrBella hears Edwards voice in her head and this is never really explained well. inasne?brI dont think its insane, its more then likely her subconscious from what she remembered of him, or there connection to one another, being soul mates. I have a friend who has a connection like that to a person threw her dreams.brbrJacobs friend falls in love with a year old. still pedophilia!brThis is the same question as the first one, therefore its my same answer.brbrOver yearold dead sperm somehow impregnates Bella. Does Stephenie Meyer understand how sex works?brSperm dont have hearts. They are not alive therefore its technically possible on some level. brbrBella tells her father the same things her mother told him when her mother left. unnecessary and evil!brShes , frightened year olds will say anything that it takes. br